im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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