Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We don't watch enough power rangers
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
