I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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