I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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