Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am spending my child support on dildos
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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