He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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