So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Terrible idea I love it
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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