i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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