The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think people are normalizing furries
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
