he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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