if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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