Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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