it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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