It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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