do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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