Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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