Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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