so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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