my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the day after is always just damage control
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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