The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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