Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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