He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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