On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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