VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Say something about gay babies.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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