oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The adults are the big ones right?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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