On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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