she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
