I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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