so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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