with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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