Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
