Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
