Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
