She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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