went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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