i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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