I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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