Where is the hickey?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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