He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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