good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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