Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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