By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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