I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
NoShamevember. You game?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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