It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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