So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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