you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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