pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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