Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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