At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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