i think my mom watched the whole time
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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