love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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