I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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