Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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