shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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