If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize