What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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